J
Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 144528, )

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 259361, )
Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 953558, )
J
Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 19152, )
Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 79506, )
so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band
Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 51798, )

the-insultana-of-ott:

bex-chan:

i woke up to this

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and actually fell out of bed

and then this was in the article

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so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again

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Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 29418, )

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 74672, )