real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
A Football!? Oh no! What was I doing!!? Wake up stupid! Wake up!
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
Feel a little betrayed tbh